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You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Perhaps those tricks are boring to the dog.Perhaps the dog doesn't want to learn any new tricks. Maybe the dog doesn't suck, so much as it is incapable of learning certain things. Your dog sucks, that's why... Maybe you are a bad teacher. [1] You're never too old to learn.You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Old dogs are supposed to be euthanized. Maybe the dog is waiting for you. Yeah you can, all you need is bacon wraped around your wang. Almost impossible that the dog will not try and lick it all off. Maybe, maybe. Or perhaps the dog can't understand the new tricks.... you will waste your time and you will annoy the dog! You can't teach a young squirrel old tricks.